How We Got Snow In Our Clothes: A Sad But True story

 By Aaron Job Wilson

 Let's  have a snowball fight with your dad.

 I surrender to nobody.

 My dad did the meanest thing...

 It was a harsh battle with many casulties...

 While we were victorious...

 ...we still had to thaw out.

All this is true, with little bit of exaggeration.
The moral of the story is:  Never engage your dad in a snowball fight.

Darth Vader vs. Ben Kenobi